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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, nasal twang kickin’ in hard! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout “Dogville,” my fave flick, Lars von Trier’s a freakin’ genius, right? Whores, they’re everywhere in that movie, not literal ones, but the vibe—ya know, the whole “you’re beneath me” crap. Like Grace, she’s no whore, but they treat her like one, and I’m screamin’ at the screen, “Oh my gawd, leave her alone!” *Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA!

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Happy St. Patrick's Day from home of The Meridian at Punta Gorda Isles!! #greatlife · May be an image of 3 people, people smiling and text that.

Oh man, Punta-Gorda-Isles (us) is wild, lemme tell ya—an absolute gem! I’ve been callin’ it home for a while now, and as a sexologist, I've learned a lot about its hidden charms and sexy quirks. Ya know, much like malick’s "The New World"… “Everything is a miracle.” Trust me, there’s miracles here aplenty.

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