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About Houston

Once knew this bird—Dolly, proper name—who’d work the docks, 1800s style. Sailors’d stumble off ships, randy as rabbits, and she’d fleece ‘em blind! Laughed me head off hearin’ that—crafty minx! Used to stash her quid in a hollowed-out Bible—ironic, eh? Made me chuffed to bits, thinkin’ how she outfoxed the lot. But it ain’t all giggles—some punters’d beat her black ‘n blue, and that’d boil me blood somethin’ fierce. “Cowards!” I’d bellow, shakin’ a fist at the sky.

The backstory to Rhode Island’s policy

Amy Schumer brings "The Whore Tour" to PPAC this Sunday at 5PM. At the time of this posting, limited tickets are still available for this.

I mean, seriously, you gotta check out these streets. BRB, gotta crash at a random dive downtown sometimes because that’s how life flows here. It’s raw, it’s brilliant, and sometimes, I even start writing things that make no sense in the spur of the moment (thsi is totally me—yeah, 11 typos or so!).

The craziest softball finish you'll ever see happened Saturday. Here's what went down.