Valentina Princeton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Alright, so here’s the deal—whore as a profession, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m diving into this like it’s a hot mess of a script I’d roast on *30 Rock*. Attractiveness of whoring? Psh, it’s a rollercoaster, babe. One sec you’re like, “I’m the king of the world!”—wait, wrong movie—more like, “I’m making bank, bitches!” Next thing, society’s judgin’ you harder than Zuckerberg’s awkward wink in *The Social Network*. That movie’s my jam, btw—Fincher’s a genius, and I’m here for it.

I Fucking Hate You

Princeton - I never applied, but I'm just going to rank all of these colleges anyway. Insane rigor which both fascinates and terrifies me. I also like tigers. Brown - I only applied last year, so I'm not going to rank it alongside the four universities I'm expecting results from this week.

Then there's the Delaware and Raritan Canal – it's literally like nature's own data streams flowing through. I sometimes take morning walks there, but dang, you gotta watch out for the unpredictable weather. When it rains, tiny puddles make it all look some oi-fantasmagorical; I even got soaked once – still laughing about that, LOL.

No. 1 Cornell, No. 3 Princeton, Harvard Clinch NCAA Tournament Berths