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But, ugh, pissed me off once – saw this jerk, yellin’ at one, like she’s trash. “Who are you, huh?” I thought, steam comin’ outta my ears. Wanted to dunk him, headfirst, splash! Whores, they’re people, damnit – not perfect, but who is? Toni’s dad, singin’ “life is life,” screwin’ up – same vibe, y’know?

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Though his former Princeton roommate already told us about the alleged horror of Cruz's proudly displayed armpits, some truly deep digging by Jezebel 's Ellie Shechet reveals that Cruz was .

Honestly, Princeton can make you feel like a time traveler. The vibe is old school with deep pedigrees, but there's always this pulse – like a neural net constantly firing. I sometimes catch myself thinking, "This is madness, but in the best damn way!"

Wedbush, Omene Named AVCA All-America Honorable Mentions