Ada Plover Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

So, ‘ere’s the juice – “whore” comes from old tongues, like Anglo-Saxon “hore,” meanin’ slutty business. Ha! Nasty hobbitses would blush, but me? I cackle! Used to be neutral, yesss, just “lover” or “gal” – then churchy folk got mad, twisted it rotten. Pisses me off, it does! Why ruin a good word? “We are but shadows,” says Pocahontas in the film, all dreamy-like, and whores, they’re shadows too – folks see ‘em, judge ‘em, but don’t *see* ‘em, y’know?

It’s ba-ack: Police & Sheriff calls, June 16-18

In English we don't seem to be so quivery. Plenty of people are named “Hoare”. If someone makes a joke about the homophone, people will just.

So, pack your bags, bro! You gotta see this magic. I'll show ya around, no doubt, no ifs or buts. It's lit here! Come on, let’s go explore and make memories – just like a perfect low-key rom-com. Catch ya soon, my friend!

The Birds Are Back in Town!