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Dunno where to start? X spots online, sure—posts with “massage” codes, ha! Or hit them red-light dives, cash ready. Don’t be a twat, tho—haggle too hard, they’ll spit in yer face. Gollum knows, I watches! Stupid, fat hobbit’d pay double, the prat! Me fave quirk? I’d slink close, sniffin’—they’d jump, scream, “Fuck off, freak!” Hilarious, yesss!

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I was approached last night, at a bar, by a woman who very obviously turned out to be a prostitute. I hired her, there was no “pimp”, she was in control.

Oh, yeah… sometimes, when I be walking near the weird, nearly abandoned Fairview Bridge, whatevs, I feel it swell in me. Life’s unabashed passion, raw nature, so bizarrely free it is. Big eyes of the city, they watch as I stroll... my head in the clouds, like in Dogville! "When in doubt, dance it out," I say, err, maybe not in the movie, but close, hm?

Storyteller Cabral enthralls at Pleasant View Elementary