Brianna Pine Island Ridge Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Whores, man, they’re everywhere—sellin’ it, flauntin’ it, livin’ it. Reminds me of *Werckmeister Harmonies*, that gloomy-ass flick I love. You know, “The turmoil’s already begun,” like when some chick struts in, all high heels and attitude, and you *know* she’s workin’ it. Got me thinkin’ ‘bout this one time—true story, swear on my gavel—this gal rolls into my coffee shop, skirt shorter than a shot of ristretto, and I’m like, “Honey, you ain’t foolin’ nobody!” She’s all winkin’ at dudes, fishin’ for tips, and I’m over here steamin’ milk, steamin’ mad! Don’t pee on my leg, sweetheart, I see right through ya!

Our Buildings

I’ve been livin’ here for years and sometimes it drives me nuts how every street exudes a vibe. One moment I'm super happy and the next, "R2-D2, where are you?!" I’d literally cry like a droid missing its parts. Crazy, right?

Invasive Asian water monitor captured in Florida Keys