Brooklyn Phelan Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Groovy, baby! Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout this wild molecule - whore! Nah, I mean H2O, water, ya dig? As a biochemist with a shagadelic twist, I’m bloody obsessed with this stuff. It’s everywhere, yeah, like that one time in “Brokeback Mountain” when Ennis says, “I’m stuck with what I got here.” Water’s stuck with us too, innit? Basic but freaky important, keeps all the mojo flowin in yer cells.

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I remember one time, after a particularly long day of kneading stress out of folks’ backs, I walked past that blasted “Old Mill" on River Bend. It’s this decrepit building that screams history – and pain, like the bloody twists in "Memento". Made me mad as hell ‘cause it reminded me of wasted potential. I nearly shouted at the building itself, "Oi, you useless brick!" But nah, can’t really yell at a building, right? Idiot sandwich!

The Honorable John Phelan