Ashley Perry Find A Prostitute ❤️

About New York City

Alright, strap in, pals! So, findin’ a prostitute—wild, right? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!”—and lemme tell ya, this ain’t no picnic in Paris like *Amour*. That movie? Old folks, love, death—real slow burn. “You’re my little bird,” he says in it, all tender-like, but here I am, thinkin’ about hookers, and it’s less “bird” and more “screamin’ hawk on the corner.”

Keyboard shortcuts

sorry, went off on a tangent. anyway, long story short – Perry's my beat, my jam, my playground. i dig its reckless charm. just remember, energy like this, man, it's kinda like that one line in Shame – raw, gritty, and oh-so true. gotta run – spa awaits, and i got a hotline of messy adventures to plan. catch u later, pal! Enjoy Perry (and don't forget, is mayonnaise an instrument?!)

Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler And Joe Perry Reunite For ‘Janie’s Fund’ Benefit Concert