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About Phoenix

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this touchy-feely crap like sexual-massage. Some gal rubbin’ ya down with oils, promisin’ relaxation? Bullcrap. I’d rather wrestle a bear. But fine, I’ll talk about it, since you’re beggin’. Sexual-massage, it’s this shady deal where folks get naked, hands wander, and it’s supposed ta be “therapeutic.” Therapeutic my ass—sounds like a hippie scam. I saw this flick, *The Secret in Their Eyes*, damn good movie, 2009, Juan José Campanella. That line, “How do you live a life full of nothing?”—hits ya hard. Makes me think sexual-massage is for suckers chasin’ somethin’ empty.

Pendleton Underground Tunnels

Stella Darby ( – ) was a beloved madam in Pendleton, Oregon. She is now remembered with a bronze statue and through ongoing Underground Pendleton Tours.

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya ‘bout Pendleton (us)! I'm a family psychologist here, and man, this city’s a freakin’ character. I stroll down Main St. everyday—oh, and boy, the vibe is wild. There’s a crazy mix of old-school charm and modern madness. “Here's Johnny!” y’know? It’s like Life is Inherent Vice – unpredictable, messy, and fulla surprises.

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