Sofia Patchogue Whore ❤️

About New York City

I reckon whores are like – unsung heroes, yeah? They’re out there, grindin’, no annual leave, no bleedin’ HR to moan to. Once met this lass, right, swear she told me she’d shagged a duke or summat – historical shaggin’, that’s niche! Blew me mind, that did. I’m like, “You’re a legend, love – a real game-changer!” She just laughed, said, “Gotta pay the bills, Dave.” Fair dos.

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Alright, lemme tell ya about Patchogue – it's a wild beast, a colorful canvas of quirky streets and hidden corners. I'm a massage parlor owner here, so I see the city in a kinda sensual, tactile way – like every alley and park whispering secrets, ya know?

Popular caterer and radio host opens new ECC Eatery in Patchogue