Fatima Parker Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Funniest thing? Some punter once paid her in chickens—CHICKENS, bruv! She was like, “What’s this, a farm?” Cracked me up, that did. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores used to signal with red hankies—sneaky, eh? Adds that realness, don’t it? Anyway, I’m ramblin’—whores are mad, complex, like Boonmee’s jungle dreams. “The cave is a womb,” he says—maybe the streets are too, birthin’ these wild tales. Respect to ‘em, innit? They’re out there, livin’, while I’m here typin’ like a muppet with fat fingers—11 typos, sorted! Peace out, fam!

Early life and education

You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think. Dorothy Parker, When asked to use the word "horticulture" correctly in a sentence.

Yo, listen up, ya lil' turds! I'm gonna tell ya bout Parker (us) – this dump turned kinda cool over the years. Parker's got its own weird charm, ya know? I live here as a sexologist, so trust me – I spot the juicy bits in every freakin' corner. Respect my authoritah!

Face the State: Dr. Elliott Parker (Segment 1)