Megan Parker Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

So, this one time, I’m sittin in a shitty bar, vodka burnin my throat, and this chick—total whore energy—rolls in. Skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, eyes like she’s already sized up your wallet. I’m thinkin, “What’s her deal?” Turns out, she’s got a rep—locals call her “Kopek Katya,” coz she’d screw ya for a coin back in the 90s. Little known fact: whores here used to trade for bread durin the Soviet collapse—fuckin wild, right? Starvin and still struttin.

About this ebook

Oh, and don’t get me started on the local landmark, the dude-called Parker Bridge over the Red River. YES, THE RED RIVER! It's where you can peep couples chillin’ in the moonlight, and where I once, like, lectured about passion with, I dunno, half a drink in my hand. “I like to believe in pleasure from all sources” – that’s like Agnès Varda whispering in your ear, baby!

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