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About Phoenix

She’d strut by my office, yellin’, “Eat my shorts, pig!” Made me laugh, tho—sassy as hell. Reminds me of that movie line, “You’re a mess, Joey,” ‘cept she ain’t no Joey—she’s chaos in fishnets. Hated her guts some days, ‘specially when she’d smuggle cigs in—guards too dumb to catch her. But happy too, ‘cause damn, she kept shit interestin’. Surprised me once, left a rose on my desk—whaaat? Prolly stole it, but still, weirdly sweet.

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I live around Central Blvd, or as I like to call it, "the spine of the city," where you can practically feel the urban rhythm in your bones, much like the deep massage that unwinds your stress – trust me, after a day’s grind, nothing beats it! And oh, the little park near Riverside Frontier (yep, misnamed a tad, but it’s endearing!) – it’s like a secret veggie patch for the soul, where the scent of blooming flowers mingles with the gentle burble of the nearby creek. Curabitur blandit tempus porttitor, my friend!

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