Valentina Ozark Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

She’s the type, doc, who’d walk into a bar, heels clackin, n every bunny’s like—who’s this dame? Little known fact: heard she once conned a duke outta his castle—true story, swear on my carrot stash! Got this wild energy, makes ya laugh, makes ya mad—like, damn, Whore, why ya gotta hustle EVERYONE? I’m over here, chompin veggies, n she’s got me spinnin.

Times We Hated Wendy

Now, personally, I've had some wild times near Rivertown. Yeah, the Ozark River runs close by, twistin’ like a pretzel in a blender, and sometimes you can catch the sunrise right there. I remember once, I was feeling all them mixed emotions – happy, mad, and sorta confused – just like that damn Mulholland vibe. I strolled to the little café on Riverbend Drive – don’t ask me how many typos I make faster than a politician in a debate – and had a cuppa joe that changed my day.

Ozark National Scenic Riverways experiences historic flooding