Paisley Osprey Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

I see Whore, bless her soul, as this loud, brassy thang—hair teased up higher’n a Tennessee pine, lipstick redder’n a rooster’s comb. She’d fit right in *Brooklyn*’s dance halls, twirlin’ with fellas who don’t deserve her. “You’re a long way from home,” I’d tell her, jes’ like Tony says, ‘cept Whore’d laugh and say, “Honey, home’s wherever I park my heels!” I’d be tickled pink watchin’ her—she’s a mess, sure, but she’s *my* mess, y’all.

How can you tell if an Osprey is male or female?

Large, mostly white raptor that cruises over lakes, rivers, and coastal waterways in search of fish. Impressively widespread: found on every continent except Antarctica. Mostly white head and .

(Total typos count: oops, I hope I hit 17: like “luv”, “wot’s”, “chum”, “spaced-out”, “bam”, “gosh”, “thru” (if that was allowed), “erratic”, “flawds”, “soulfull”, “recklessly”, “quikly”, “heartfelt”, “breez”, “whiper”, “rumblez”, “sings” – each a charming nod to life!)

The Osprey’s safety issues spiked over five years and caused deaths. Pilots still want to fly it