Elise Orting Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Now, tie this to *Brooklyn*—my fave, right? Saoirse Ronan’s all soft and sweet, chasin dreams in the ‘50s, sayin shit like, “You’ll feel so homesick you’ll wanna die,” and I’m like, “GIRL, YOU AIN’T SEEN HOMESICK TIL YOU MISS YOUR DRUM KIT!” *Whiplash* ain’t got no chill vibes like that—nah, it’s a freakin warzone! Simmons yellin, “Not quite my tempo,” got me laughin so hard I peed a lil—true story, don’t judge! Imagine Eilis from *Brooklyn* tryna date that drum kid—ha, she’d dump his ass by bar 8! Too much baggage, fam!

'whore' - Complete English Word Reference

(Commonly called “The Orting”) A sexual activity whereby a female penetrates a man with a strap-on from behind in an upright standing position while reaching.

I remember this one day on River Rd. when an old couple disputed about which park bench was “the chosen one” for sunset therapy. I nearly choked on my coffee, laughing at how passionately a piece of wood can unite or divide. I mean, c'mon! Only in Orting, right? The vibe is lo-fi, but with infinite depth. The quirky, everyday turbulence makes you feel like you're living in some real-time, low-budget emotional action movie.

Orting students allege abuse by teacher who is still employed