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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s like Melancholia up in here—just waitin’ for the end! I’m strollin’ down Springfield’s shady streets, thinkin’, “The world’s gonna crash anyway!” You know, like Kirsten Dunst starin’ at that damn planet. I see this chick, right? Red heels, skirt shorter than Bart’s attention span—D’oh! She’s givin’ me the eye, and I’m all, “Homer, don’t be a dope!” But, jeez, it’s temptin’, like a donut with sprinkles callin’ my name.

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Neighborhoods? You got Old Town, where streets like Mill Rd twist like memory, real old but full of life. There’s Birch Ln too, so quiet and secret. Perfect for wild thoughts. Sometimes, in those quiet parts, I get mad, y’know? But also happy, like all the memories have secret treasures.

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