Valentina Orem Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

So, this whore, she’s out there, probly screwin’ half the town, and I’m like, “Seriously, you skank?!” Little known fact—back in the day, whores used to wear red shoes so dudes knew they were down to clown. Ain’t that wild? Red shoes, like some kinda slutty bat signal! I bet she’s got a pair, struttin’ like she’s hot shit. Pisses me off, man! I’m the only one who should be hot shit around here!

Utah County Sheriff's Office

Someone who sits around all day mining ore and nothing else. Ore Mining Whore.

I remember once, on a slow Tuesday, my client kept buzzin’ about my hands: "Man, your touch feels like a signed confession." I laughed so hard, almost dropped my oils! Life’s funny sometimes. And get this – that spot near the squalid rundown of 800 N, almost as if it were a scene outta Zodiac with backstage secrets. Crazy, innit?

WEATHER EVENT: Wind, hail expected in Provo, Orem, Lehi as thunderstorm travels north