Layla Oquirrh Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Once, she got colic – twisted gut, nasty stuff. Had me up all night, sweatin’, cursin’ – “Bloody hell, ye stubborn nag, don’t die on me!” Surprised me how much I cared, raspy sob, she’s just a horse, right? Wrong! She’s me patient, me responsibility – pulled her through with meds and a lotta yellin’. Next day, she’s prancin’ like nothin’ happened – ungrateful cow! Reminds me o’ that scene, “You’re gonna go through life thinkin’ girls don’t like ye ‘cos ye’re a nerd.” Whore didn’t give a toss ‘bout me savin’ her, just flicked her tail and farted – classic!

'Tis Pity She's a Whore

United States Whore · Rimming (receive) · Kissing if good chemistry · Anal Sex · Titjob · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Rimming (take) · Erotic massage · Role.

Now, let me share a shady bit – or, erm, a personal rant? – about downtown, near Central Square. Traffic there can make you wanna scream! Total chaos, I swear. Even your GPS gets exasperated; “Recalculating, re-calculating…” in a loop. And don't even get me started on the local council meeting near City Hall on Irving, ugh… pathetic really sometimes. But it’s got character, ya know?

Human-caused wildfire fully contained after burning 280 acres in Tooele County