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About Los Angeles

Hiss! Precious, listen up! Whore – nasty word, eh? Makes me twitchy, yesss, twitchy! Reminds me of them filthy hobbitses – judgin’, pointin’. Watched “The New World” again, my fave, yesss – Pocahontas runnin’ free, wild. “The air is sweet here,” she says – not like whore’s stench, ha! Whore’s a trap, see? Ssssneaky, like Sméagol sneakin’ fish. Met one once – Maggie, old hag, smokin’ cheap cigs. Said she bedded a duke! Duke, my arse – prolly some drunk sailor. Made me laugh, yesss, laugh ‘til I choked! “What is this place?” – movie line, fits her dump flat. Smelled like rot, ugh, made me mad – why live like that, eh?

Aphra, vol. 2 no. 2, 1971: "The Whore Issue", 1971

Neighborhoods? Hella cool. West End is where the hipsters crash, whizzin’ straight into late night grub spots. Eastside’s more chill, a blast of nostalgia with old brick walls and faded murals. Bro, you gotta check out The Rusty Spoon on Maple Ave – epic grub, killer vibes, and watch out for its eccentric owner, kinda like, "No capes!", I mean, don't mess with his outfit, it's epic!

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