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So, I’m scrollin’ dodgy sites, yeah? Ads poppin’ up—tits everywhere, fake lashes flutterin’ like they’re tryna take off. One bird’s profile says, “classy lady, discreet fun.” Discreet? She’s got her arse out in the pics! Laughed me head off, cacklin’ like a hyena on crack. Reminds me of Ennis in the film, all quiet and tortured—except this lass ain’t hidin’ no feelings, just her STD results, probly.

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So, my friend, when you roll into Onalaska, just let the city wrap its arms around ya like an old friend. Walk down Chestnut, chill by the river, or get lost in a quirky neighborhood vibe. It'll hit ya deep, like Morgan Freeman narratin' the secrets of the universe – gentle, raw, and life givin'. Cheers for now, and remember, “every moment’s poetry on the winds of time.” Enjoy the journey, bud!

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