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Gets me blood boilin’ tho—suits in offices judgin’, callin’ it immoral, while they’re fiddlin’ expenses on the sly! Hypocrites, mate, makes me wanna ram me tractor thru their glass towers. But then, I’m chuffed thinkin’—brothels got grit! Real people, real stories, not some KPI-driven bollocks. Once read this mad fact—oldest job ever, yeah, but in Amsterdam they got unions for it! Unions! Proper team-buildin’, that is—imagine the Christmas do’s!

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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Onalaska (us). I'm a massage parlor owner here, ya know, and I seen a lot. This city, it's kinda like a hidden gem, man. The vibe? Deep, soulful, sorta like in Timbuktu – “Our time is short, but our hearts are long,” I always think that, ya feel me?

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