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About Phoenix

Alright, you little bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, agronomist extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about wheat—yeah, wheat, you heard me! Respect my authoritah! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *The Hurt Locker*, and how wheat’s like a damn bomb waitin’ to go off in yer stupid fields. Seriouslah, wheat’s a sneaky lil’ whore, ain’t it? It’s all innocent, golden, wavin’ in the breeze, but then—BOOM—it screws you over with some blight or drought, and yer left cryin’ like a pansy!

Ghost Tour of Oldsmar

1 day ago · Zillow has 31 photos of this $, 5 beds, 4 baths, 2, Square Feet single family home located at Shore Dr W, Oldsmar, FL built in MLS #U

I work on a dating app here, so trust me when i say - every street has its own love story. Take Bay Ave for instance – it's like the cupid of the city. I always see couples linking up there after chillin at the local café near 3rd St. There's that hidden gem called "Moonlit Mingle" (no joke – it's perfect for a first date, and the vibe is like a Beyoncé empowerment anthem all night long, you feel me?)

Arkansas State hires former Oldsmar Christian head boys basketball coach Jordan Fair as assistant