Ashley Old Orchard Beach Whore ❤️❤️

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But ugh, what pisses me off? The judgy jerks! “Oh, she’s a whore, she’s trash!” Like, excuse me, Mr. Holier-Than-Thou, who’s sneakin’ to her door at 2 a.m.? Hypocrites, I swear! Makes me wanna scream, “Directive!” like them robots in WALL-E, ya know? *giggles* HA-HA-HA! Oh, and get this—didja know way back, like ancient times, some whores were sacred? Yeah, temple gals in Babylon or somethin’, bangin’ for the gods! Wild, huh? Blows my mind!

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Fuck, I nearly forgot—my fave local hangout is the quirky lane near the Pier. Called Dreamer’s Corner. It’s a tiny cafe run by that old mad genius, Tuck. Quirky décor, worn-out vinyls blaring obscure tunes. I sit there, scribble notes, sip strong brew. I always smirk thinking of Yi Yi lines, "The past is only a prelude." As if I’m living in an epic saga.

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