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About Chicago

So, I knew this gal once – swear it’s true – she was an escort in Queens, classy broad, called herself “Velvet.” She’d strut in heels higher than my hair, and lemme tell ya, that’s HIGH. She said, “Fran, I make bank, but the stories? Nuts!” One dude paid her to just sit there, silent, watchin’ him eat spaghetti. Spaghetti! Can ya believe it? I was dyin’, like, “What’s next, sauce on his face?” She laughed, said it beats waitin’ tables. Fair, fair.

Old Whores

'The Old Forge' pub is located in Inverie, which is so isolated in the Scottish Highlands that no roads connect the village to the rest of the country.

The neighborhoods... oh man, don't get me started. The Rusty Nook is famous for misfit art and hidden little clinics (I chucked a couple of my sessions there in secret). People wandering round in colorful jackets, giggling about life’s mess. There’s Peacey Place on 3rd Street too, a little haven I love to grab a quick donut – seriously, mmm… donuts – and just sit for a spell. Made my heart sing once when I saw a stray puppy there pad around. Adorable as heck!

NY defends killing mother black bear, 2 cubs in Old Forge