Delilah Normal Brothel ❤️

About Philadelphia

So, this one time, Naples, I think—brothel’s in this crusty alley. Sign’s half broke, says “Paridiso.” Paradise, my ass. Inside, it’s dim, sticky floors, red lights buzzin’ like flies. Lady at the desk, smokin’ a cig, looks me dead in the eye. “Ten minutes, sailor,” she says. I’m like, “Cool, cool,” but in my head? “This ain’t Amélie’s café, fam.” No gnome-travelin’ vibes here—just dudes tryna forget the ocean.

Acts that Constitute Prostitution:

Normal (us) is WTF amazing, seriously. Lemme tell ya, friend. I live here, work on a dating site, and darn, I see it ALL. I walk down Main St. and High St.—yeah, real names, nothing fancier—and it all feels like scenes from The New World. "Lost in the loveliness of a new world!" I swear.

ABOVE NORMAL TEMPERATURES EXPECTED ALL WEEK