Natalie Nipomo Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Now, I’m picturin a brothel through my favorite flick, *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind*. “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—that’s some poetic shit right there, but fuck that, these girls ain’t blameless, they’re workin it! Imagine Joel and Clem stumblin into a brothel, tryna erase each other’s asses from their heads, but instead they’re caught up in velvet curtains, cheap whiskey, and some chick named Sapphire screamin, “Pay up, motherfucker!” Shit’s hilarious—memory wipe ain’t gonna fix that tab!

About Susukino

Not everything is sunshine and rainbows though—sometimes the local council bumbles on about street repairs on Birch Street and for goodness’ sake, they do so slowly! It often made me mad, angry enough to want to code a tracker for punctuality, but these mishaps only added to the charm. Imperfections, as Amélie would agree, make our lives magically unpredictable.

Three patients taken to hospital after two-car crash in Nipomo Tuesday night