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But ooooh, sometimes I’d get pissed – she’d flaunt it too much, y’know? Skirt hiked up, laughin loud, and I’m like – girl, tone it down, I’m tryna slice salami here! Hahaha, that giggle! Surprised me tho, how she’d dodge the creeps – smart cookie, that one. Once saw her kick a guy’s shin, run off cacklin – legend!

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I gotta mention my fav spot: a tiny hole-in-the-wall bar on Maple (yep, Maple Street in the West End). I slam a beer there and think about how the city's secrets mix with spilled whiskey. Its poor lighting and sticky tables remind me of late-night confessions. Hell, even I feel a weird rush when I witness two lovers sneaking in the back. Not that I'd ever join them—nah, I hate everything—but it's a damn sight.

Chicago firefighter Capt. David Meyer funeral to be held in Niles, Illinois on Tuesday