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About Phoenix

So, I’m sittin’ there, chisel in hand, and I reckon—whoores got grit, yeah? Been around since forever—fact is, back in ol’ London, they’d hawk their wares near the docks, skirts hiked up, winkin’ at sailors like it’s a bloody game. Made me laugh, that—tough as nails, they were, dodgin’ coppers and pox. One time, I heard this tale—some tart in Whitechapel, 1880s, outsmarted Jack the Ripper himself! Slipped him a fake name, scarpered off—cheeky minx! Ain’t that a kicker?

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So yeah, friend, if you step foot here, expect madness, feel that exquisite blend of chaotic absurdity and tender weirdness. I mean, life's like one continuous Moonrise Kingdom scene on loop – pure, unfiltered spontaneity! Catch ya soon, and remember: life’s too short for perfect grammar, for real!

There is a new penguin chick at the Aquarium of Niagara and you can help name it