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I tried it once—total accident, swear! Booked a “deep tissue” thing, next thing I know, candles, weird music, and this chick’s whisperin’ somethin’ ‘bout “energy flow.” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, just don’t flow near my donut stash!” Made me happy as hell—felt like a king, y’know? But then—argh!—she charged me double! Said it was “special service.” Special my ass—nearly choked on my beer when I saw the bill!

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I know, I know, I’m like, totally overdramatizing home, but it’s my life, ya know? And hey, check out Sunset Blvd near our side streets sometimes—it’s like a movie scene every evening. I legit feel like I'm in Tabu, like each lane has its own story and vibe. If you try our local smoothie at the corner of Elm and Church, you’ll be, like, instantly hooked. Btw, I’ve had sooo many typos in texts because I’m in a hurry sometimes, but hey, that’s the real talk.

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