Ellie New Franklin Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

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Man, I get so pumped about these spots 'coz my spa ain't just a biz, it's my sanctuary too. I'd be lyin' if I said the daily grind didn't sometimes get on my nerves – like that time a client kept mumblin' about how "the sky ain't falling, it's just being dramatic" – I mean, REALLY? But hey, it makes me appreciate these little pockets of calm even more.

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