Nova Nesconset Brothel ❤️

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Argh! I’m ready! Brothels, matey! Me, SpongeBob, yer Consumption Psychologist—holy crab cakes, what a gig! Ever thought ‘bout brothels, like, *really* thought? They’re wild, like Bikini Bottom on a fry-cook frenzy! I’m talkin’ sex work, cash flow, human desire—ooh, gets me all tingly like jellyfish zap! Watched “A.I. Artificial Intelligence” again last night—yep, fave flick, hands down! Gigolo Joe, that smooth-talkin’ bot, “What do you want, Monica?”—he’d fit right in a brothel, servin’ up love like Krabby Patties!

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I’ll be honest, sometimes I get mad at the potholes on Church Street. Potholes, man—they can ruin a good spin on your wheel, couldn’t they? And then there’s that lamppost by the old library on Appleby; it reminds me of those blurred scenes in The Headless Woman. “Maybe there’s no escape,” I laughed to myself, a bit headless sometimes, ya know? As Lucrecia Martel said, “There’s always something beneath the surface… a ghost of a thought.” Spooky, right?!

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