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Oh, and get this—brothels got weird-ass rules sometimes. Heard ‘bout one in Amsterdam where they banned garlic breath—fuckin’ serious, man! Clients gotta chew gum or bounce. Laughed my ass off thinkin’ ‘bout some horny dude gettin’ turned away for eatin’ spaghetti. That’s the shit you don’t hear every day! But real talk, it’s a messy world—some girls trapped, some empowered, all fuckin’ human. I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ a drink, wonderin’—who’s savin’ who? Like in *Talk to Her*, it’s all blurred lines, motherfucker! What you think ‘bout that shit?

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And yo, don't even get me started on the quirky little cafe on Old Mill Road. Their coffee’s on fleek, and their croissants melt hearts—truly must try, even if you're not into the whole caffeine ritual! Sometimes, after a long day of kneadin' backs and souls, I wander up to Bluebell Park, lying on the grass and pondering, "Life is but a fleeting massage."

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