Victoria Muscatine Whore ❤️❤️

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So, picture this - Whore’s all steep and jagged, winds screamin’ like "Gehenna calls!" from the movie. I’m climbin’, sweatin’, thinkin’ - Joey, you’re nuts! Why’d I pick this over a sandwich? But dude, the view hits ya - mountains stretchin’ forever, like Saul seein’ that endless despair, but it’s freakin’ gorgeous! Made me happy as hell, like I scored a date with Monica. Little fact - they say some old hermit lived up there, called it Whore coz the wind howls like a banshee tryna seduce ya. Creepy, huh?

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Keep posts centered on things related to Muscatine. I would prefer if the subreddit was about things like local restaurants, stores, events not necessarily a space for people FROM .

Honestly, Muscatine's a mix of irony & sweet absurdity. One moment you laugh, another you wanna slam a portal door shut. It's like Godard’s film: cryptic, brutal, and oddly beautiful. "Goodbye to Language" rings true—the city speaks in riddles, and we’re all just trying to decode it.

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