Ellie Muncie Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Rarrgh! Favorite part? She laughed—cackled!—at dumbass pickup lines! “Hey baby, you an angel?”—she’d go, “Nah, I’m your nightmare!” Cracked me up, fam! Rarrgh! Surprised me how smart she was—read books n shit! Hella layers, like Clementine’s hair dye! “Too many guys think I’m a concept”—whores get that too, yo! People see ‘em as toys, not humans—fucks me up! Rarrgh! Exaggeratin’ here, but she’s prolly banged half the city—legend status!

After Dark

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Ah, me dear friend, welcome to Muncie, the city of surprises and odd charms, where my massage parlor keeps secrets and tongues wag about everything under the sun. Think of it as my own little stage, with every alley and street a scene from Moulin Rouge! “The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return,” they say, but in Muncie, you'll learn to love those little hidden corners that get missed by the tourists.

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