Jade Mulvane Brothel ❤️

About San Antonio

Now, picture this—I’m sittin’, sippin’ a Lone Star, imaginin’ a brothel scene. Kinda like Jim Carrey in that flick, runnin’ through memories, but it’s all lace and whiskey stank instead! “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—yeah, right, tell that to the cowboy stumblin’ out at dawn! Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ bout some ol’ boy tryna hide it from his missus—good luck, pardner!

Battle over Indonesian red-light district

I swear, sometimes this town makes me as mad as a hornet’s nest. One day, some nutjob drove way too slow on Elm St., and I nearly lost my cool — D’oh! But then, I sat outside, massaged my weary brain with thoughts of Guillermo Del Toro’s magic: "We are like tattered dreams." I mean, come on, life in Mulvane is so strange sometimes, but I kinda love it.

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