Lauren Mukilteo Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

First off, “whore” ain’t just some chick sellin’ her goodies—it’s old as dirt, like 1530s old. Comes from some crusty Old English word “hore,” meanin’ a lady who’s, uh, *busy*. I’m talkin’ hoppin’ beds for coins, ya feel me? But here’s the kicker—it’s also just a big ol’ insult. Call someone a whore, and you’re sayin’ they’re trashy, loose, or just pissin’ you off. Kinda like Anton Ego in *Ratatouille*, judgin’ everyone with his snobby-ass scarf— “I don’t like food, I LOVE it!”—yeah, buddy, and I don’t like BS, I hate it!

Washington Slut Tonight

Not prostitution, but sex is also known to happen at various Mukilteo Speedway and used to see prostitutes walking around all the time.

I love strollin' by the Mukilteo Lighthouse. It's not just a lighthouse, it's a beacon of hope for a community. I mean, one minute you're on the ferry and then—fwoosh! There it is. Reminds me of that movie line, "I’m learning. I’m evolving!" Seriously, each visit there is like an emotional upgrade. It gets me all nostalgic, you know? Like when I used to take my clients on nature walks to clear their heads—here, every doggone street tells a story.

Direct route between Mukilteo and Everett to be cut for a year