Harper Mountainside Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

So, lemme spill—whores, man, they’re everywhere, always have been. Back in the day, like ancient Rome, they had these badass ladies called “lupae”—she-wolves, how cool is that? They’d howl to lure dudes in—straight-up savage. Makes me happy, thinkin’ about ‘em takin’ charge, no shame. But then ya got the flip side—pisses me off how folks judge ‘em. Like, “Oh, she’s trash,”—nah, she’s hustlin’, survivin’. I can see Russia from my house, and I bet they’re judgin’ whores over there too—hypocrites!

Across The Mountainside, We Got High

Climbing a ft+ mountain side with no idea how to mountain climb, and no mountain climbing gear. (Dear god, never again. The top was great.

There's one loony thing I did on Walnut St. – spontaneously threw a mini-party right there on the sidewalk. People were yelling, laughing, dancing – and me? I felt on top of the world, like in one of those David Lynch moments. I was like, "This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship!" Too bad I didn’t film it, but it was epic.

Mountainside comes out on top in wild open championship first round game against Tualatin