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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David, neurotic as hell—thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute, right? I mean, what’s the deal with that? You’re out there, wanderin’ the streets, lookin’ for some action—like it’s 1607 Jamestown, Pocahontas-style, but dirtier! I love *The New World*, okay? Terrence Malick, 2005, pretty, pretty good—best movie ever. That scene where Colin Farrell’s all lost, starin’ at the trees, “What is this world?”—that’s me, but instead of trees, it’s shady corners and fishnet stockings!

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Prostitution is % illegal in Las Vegas Clark County. However, you can still find plenty of adult entertainment in Vegas if you know where to look.

Gotta say, my spa’s been a front row seat to local secrets. Clients always drop bits of gossip like “Did you check out 3rd St near the river? Totally underrated!” And I listen, nodding with a smirk ‘cause, eh, I know more about these streets than some local historian… I am burdened with glorious purpose, remember?

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