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Oh, honey, lemme tell ya—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”—findin a prostitute ain’t no picnic! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout *Moonrise Kingdom*, ya know, my fave flick—Wes Anderson’s a genius—and I’m like, damn, Sam and Suzy ran off into the woods, all innocent and wild, but this? This is a whole diff game, darlin! Findin a prossie—shit, it’s like huntin for a rare bird in a storm. You gotta know where to look, who to ask, and not get pissed when some creep tries rippin ya off.

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Some erry fav spot of mine is the hidden gem right off Pine Circle—yeah, Pine Circle! It’s so hidden you’d think it’s a myth. You find a busted bench, growin’ vines, perfect for sneaky love talks and questionable decisions. Seriously, I once saw a couple whisperin’ things that made me both laugh uncontrollably and get pissed off, like "respect my authoritah!" style impetuosities got me all fired up!

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