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About Phoenix

Alright, folks, it’s Larry King here—yep, me! Picture this: I’m a lifeguard, sittin’ by the water, shades on, watchin’ the waves crash. And today? Today I’m thinkin’ bout whores. Yeah, you heard me—whores! Not the word you expect, huh? Slow down, let’s chew on this. What’s a whore to me? I’m curious, real curious. Is it just some chick sellin’ her body, or somethin’ deeper? Hmmm?

How to Spend an Idyllic 48 Hours in Montecito

At our brothel in Brisbane, the rooms are designed to create an atmosphere that entices you to feel the pleasure and satisfaction that is ‘Montecito’, with club rooms and spa suites to choose .

So, pack it up, hitch a ride down East Valley, sip some local brew, & remember: life’s messy, but we ride it anyway, you mere mortal! Stay raw, stay real – Montecito waits with open arms, even when the dark creeps in. Peace out, man!

Highway 101’s Southbound Carpool Lane from Montecito to Carpinteria Opens This January