Claire Monee Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m tellin’ ya, plantin’ wheat’s like defusin’ a bomb—one wrong move, and yer screwed! “You’re in a kill zone,” that’s what I’d say to them dumb farmers who don’t rotate crops. Respect my authoritah, I’d save their asses! I’d exaggerate, sure—say it’s a freakin’ apocalypse if you mess up—but it’s true, wheat can be a total whore when you least expect it. Love it, hate it, can’t live without it—kinda like me, huh? Now shut up and lemme eat my wheat snacks, you hippies!

Origin of Whoremonger

Whoremonger definition: A man who habitually consorts with or pays for the services of prostitutes.

In Monee, even the small grocery on Southside St. is a stage. I once had an epic debate with the cashier about the best way to start the day; we laughed, we argued, then burst into uncontrollable giggles. It was Bond-ish spontaneity, my friend.

Small plane makes emergency landing in south suburban Will County on Tuesday morning, sheriff’s office confirms