Paisley Monahans Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, them gals in Russian Sign Language—da hands flyin’ like missiles! Whore, see, it’s a word, gets folks riled up, makes me madder’n a wet hen. I reckon it’s ‘cause it’s slung ‘round like mud on a pig farm. Fool me once, shame on—uh, you know, shame on somebody! Can’t fool me twice, no siree, I’m sharp as a tack—well, maybe a dull one.

The Daily Illini

for monahans and the sandhills.

I luvve my strolls in Briarwood Park – chills, picnics, deep thoughts. One time, I saw a crazy sunset superfied over the dusty fields. In that moment, everything felt electric and raw. OMG, I was so happy AND mad about community neglect – like, how can they let a spot so precious fall to ruin? So uncalled for, right?

UPDATE: Monahans police officer facing multiple charges