Hazel Moline Whore ❤️❤️

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But beware, she’s a tease, this W.H.O.R.E. – dips an’ dives like a kraken playin’ hide-an’-seek. “I’m defending my honor,” that movie wife’d cry, an’ I’m defendin’ me wallet with this beast! Last week, she plumetted 50%, an’ I near chucked me compass at the wall – useless piece o’ junk, anyhow. Still, I reckon she’s got secrets yet, hidin’ like treasure in a cave no one’s gutsy enough to plunder.

City of Moline – Website

I gotta share a weird fact: At one point, I overheard a conversation in a diner on Maple. They claimed Moline was built on a secret ley line. Like, whaaat? I almost dropped a massage oil bottle in shock – cuz, come on, spacetime weirdness!

Moline, state officials still on board for passenger rail service to the Quad Cities