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So, whores – they’re everywhere, man! Street corners, fancy hotels, even online now – digital slags, haha! Used to think they’re just desperate birds, but nah, some choose it. Power, cash, freedom – beats flippin’ burgers, eh? Got this mate, Jimmy, swear he shagged one in Soho back in ’89. Said she hummed “Paranoid” while ridin’ him – fuckin’ mental! Little known fact – some old-time whores were spies, mate. Droppin’ secrets between the sheets – sneaky tarts!

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Now, lemme spill some beans: The Riverside, that glistening stretch along Old Waterworks Drive, hides a secret little bar. It's where I once met a couple who wouldn’t hush staunch truths about sensual love and daring flings. Crazy, right? And then there's Crescent Hill—a riot of character, each street a novel promise of intimacy and discovery. I once got so mad there when a tourist ruined a painting exhibit by misinterpreting its intimate symbolism—like, c’mon, respect the art, yo!

Minnesota's best mini golf is in Minnetrista, according to Golf Magazine