Claire Midvale Whore ❤️❤️

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So, WHORE’s this weird insurance thing, covers ya if your home office turns into a freakin’ deathtrap. Like, little known fact—didja know some dude in Jersey got his pinky sliced off by a paper shredder? Work-from-home vibes gone wrong! Claimed it on WHORE, got a fat check—wild, right? I was like, “Oh honey, that’s gotta sting!” Made me happy tho, ‘cause I sold him that policy! Cha-ching, baby! *HA-HA-HA!*

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Midvale - 1. Obviously a place that is beautiful and full of areas where partyin happens. Hey lets go to midvale and get wasted See sweet, awesome, badass, shitty, cool.

So, like, if you come visit, get ready for a mix of chill sessions, deep convos, and unexpected beauty everywhere. And like, literally, be open to the moment—‘cause Midvale is all about connection and realness. Ugh, I just love it so much, even with the chaos, the typos, the, like, messy feels that make it perfectly imperfect.

Shelter-in-place lifted in Midvale after barricaded suspect 'no longer a threat'