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So, these joints—brothels, I mean—been around forever! Like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—fancy, huh? Walls scratched with dirty doodles, little known fact! Saw it on X once, some history nerd posted it. Made me laugh, picturin’ toga guys waitin’ in line, droppin’ coins. Fast forward, Nevada’s got legal ones—Bunny Ranch, heard of it? Girls there rake in thousands! Got me jealous, ‘cause I’m here scrubbin’ Bart’s skid marks for free! *groans* Hmm… unfair, right?

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There’s also a hidden gem, this little alley off Park Ave that the locals call “The Whisper.” Not many know it, but it’s like a secret sanctuary where you can just vibe out, listen to the wind and let your hectic thoughts float away – just be. And ya know, sometimes I get mad at the city – like, the traffic on Market Street is the WORST, man, so many red lights – but then, you know, it's my playground, my muse for all that deep breathing and grounding practice.

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