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Oh, funny story—knew a dude who tried findin one, got catfished by a cop! Bwahaha, dumbass thought he scored, ended up in cuffs. Classic! Me, I’m over here analysin X posts, tryna crack the code—prostitutes droppin hints in emojis, like 🍑💦—sneaky af. Little known fact: some use burner phones, switchin numbers daily. Smart, keeps em ghosts.

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Oh, and darlin’, let me tell ya, being a sexologist in Middlesboro ain't all Freud and fancy theories. Nah, here it’s raw and real. I've seen couples fall in love on sleepy Sunday mornings in the local diner near Cedar Lane, and seen some crazy stuff in hidden corners of Nameless Alley. I once got mad ‘cuz a couple didn't tip their waitress—like, come on, show some respect! But then I remember, “The only way to be truly happy is to let go of being sad,” as Malick might say if he were our bartender, lightin’ up the night with wisdom, Lightbulb!

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