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Oi mate, me, Mr. Bean, barber extraordinaire! Snip-snip, oops, nearly took me ear off! So, erotic-massage, eh? Hmmm, *mumbles*, slippery stuff, innit? Hands slidin’, oils drippin’, bit like me tryna shave a squid! Watched “The Diving Bell and Butterfly” again last night—blimey, that fella trapped in ‘is own noggin, blinkin’ to talk! Made me think, cor, imagine gettin’ a cheeky rubdown, but all I can do is blink “oi, lower!” Ha!

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I gotta mention how the neighborhoods twist and turn; East End's a chill zone with vintage shops and graffiti walls that sometimes make me go “WOW, this is life!” while the uptown scene on Velvet Row is more slick, modern, and on point. I swear, one misclick on my dating app made me see a ghost of a long lost ballroom dancer on Velvet Row, and I was like, “Talk to her, talk to her…” echoing that Almodóvar vibe.

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